Thursday, April 20, 2006
Apologies to Abbott and Costello
I was watching the news, and this dialogue just popped into my head:
Jim: Who came to visit President Bush?
Bob: The President of
J: What’s his name?
B: Hu.
J: The President of
B: Hu.
J: What’s the man’s name?
B: Hu.
J: What’s the name of the President of China.
B: Hu!
J: The President of
B: Hu is the President of China!
J: That’s what I’m asking!
B: That’s what I’m trying to tell you!
J: Oh, fuck you!
B: No, Fuk Yu runs the Chinese restaurant down the street.
~Fin