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Thursday, April 20, 2006

 

Apologies to Abbott and Costello

I was watching the news, and this dialogue just popped into my head:

Jim: Who came to visit President Bush?

Bob: The President of China.

J: What’s his name?

B: Hu.

J: The President of China.

B: Hu.

J: What’s the man’s name?

B: Hu.

J: What’s the name of the President of China.

B: Hu!

J: The President of China!

B: Hu is the President of China!

J: That’s what I’m asking!

B: That’s what I’m trying to tell you!

J: Oh, fuck you!

B: No, Fuk Yu runs the Chinese restaurant down the street.

~Fin


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